The Poop Shop 🛍️
Funny septic merch that doubles as free advertising. You're welcome.
The shop is warming up. 🔥
Designs below are locked in — we're hooking up checkout now. Drop your email and we'll tell you the second you can grab one.
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“I 💩 You Not.”
T-Shirt
“I 💩 You Not” Tee
$24Coming soon
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“We give a crap. (So you don't have to.)”
T-Shirt
“We Give a Crap” Tee
$24Coming soon
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“Featuring our caped hero.”
T-Shirt
Sir Pump-a-Lot Tee
$26Coming soon
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“Number 1 at handling Number 2.”
T-Shirt
“#1 at #2” Tee
$24Coming soon
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“Tank you very much.”
T-Shirt
“Tank You Very Much” Tee
$24Coming soon
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“Don't wait till it's a crappy situation.”
Hoodie
“Crappy Situation” Hoodie
$44Coming soon
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“Septic Squad.”
Hat
“Septic Squad” Hat
$22Coming soon
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“Certified Poop Pro.”
Mug
“Certified Poop Pro” Mug
$16Coming soon
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“Keep calm and pump on.”
Mug
“Keep Calm & Pump On” Mug
$16Coming soon
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“Slap him on your water bottle.”
Sticker
Sir Pump-a-Lot Sticker
$5Coming soon
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“For the truck or the cooler.”
Decal
“My Other Ride Is a Pump Truck” Decal
$8Coming soon
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“5-pack of bathroom wisdom.”
Sticker
“Flush Responsibly” Sticker Pack
$9Coming soon
Every shirt is a tiny billboard. Wear it to the hardware store and watch people google us. That's the plan.